Auburn Tigers are 7-0! What a win. I stayed at the game until the extra point after the 99yd ko return. Then took off in a sprint to work. I made it.
October 16, 2010
Pretty crowded game day. We had a few drunks that needed to be removed fairly early. Blanton Reed played in the front and Trotline jammed out in the back. Cam Newton and several other football players came in after the game. One stole some former Marine's girlfriend. That's an unfortunate situation. I caught some jackass urinating in an employee only stairwell. I was tempted to give him the puppy punishment and rub his nose in it. All-in-all this saturday was fairly calm. Everyone was excited for the win and behaved.
By the way, there is nothing wrong with being drunk in a bar, however, drunk and stupid is grounds for removal.
I Work at Auburn SkyBar as a Bouncer. I see a lot of things, and want to share some of the interesting things i see. Also random thoughts I may have about life and my experiences.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
AUSKYBAR#1
Every night, I have the opportunity to witness the madness we call Auburn Night Life. I work as a bouncer at Skybar, and was advised to document and share some of the miraculous things I witness. Some days/weeks will be slower than others so on some blogs I may recap nights prior to this first blog.
October 15, 2010.
Tonight was a fairly slow night. Average Friday night crowd, not too much action. There was an older woman dressed in a tiger suit. Plenty of students found it amusing and took pictures. She grabbed my ass when she entered the bar. She really enjoyed that. Charles Barkley came to the bar. One of the few times the VIP section was actually used for a VIP. A bunch of people took pictures with him and wanted to meet him. I, stand by my original opinion of thinking the guy is a douche bag after two of our bouncers were his personal security, and he didn't tip them at all. What a tool. Not much else worth mentioning. Oh, and GIRLS!!! STOP TAKING YOUR SHOES OFF!
Arkansas Game tomorrow. I know there will be plenty to write about. Hopefully we pull off this win to put us 7-0. Talk to you tomorrow. War Damn!
-Christian Parker
October 15, 2010.
Tonight was a fairly slow night. Average Friday night crowd, not too much action. There was an older woman dressed in a tiger suit. Plenty of students found it amusing and took pictures. She grabbed my ass when she entered the bar. She really enjoyed that. Charles Barkley came to the bar. One of the few times the VIP section was actually used for a VIP. A bunch of people took pictures with him and wanted to meet him. I, stand by my original opinion of thinking the guy is a douche bag after two of our bouncers were his personal security, and he didn't tip them at all. What a tool. Not much else worth mentioning. Oh, and GIRLS!!! STOP TAKING YOUR SHOES OFF!
Arkansas Game tomorrow. I know there will be plenty to write about. Hopefully we pull off this win to put us 7-0. Talk to you tomorrow. War Damn!
-Christian Parker
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A groan grasps the peanut near the offending anthology.
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